You’ve had enough of sitting still and rip the blindfold off. Pulling me off your cock, you push me onto the floor and sit astride me, a wicked grin on your face. You take a spoonful of ice cream and let it drip onto my breast. I feels so cold as it lands on my nipple. And then your mouth is there sucking and your tongue flicking. You do the same to the other breast.

As you lean over me I can feel your cock hard against my stomach and I want you so much. I try to push you off me but it’s impossible. You take your mouth away and tell me to lay still. I do. You get off me and push my legs open wide. Then you put some ice cream in your mouth and immediately lean down and suck my clit into your mouth. The shock of the cold is immediate, followed by the heat of your mouth.

But I need you inside me. I gently push your head away and you look up at me and smile. You know. You move in between my legs and I wrap them around you and try to pull you close to me.

Now it’s your turn to tease me. You want me as much as I want you, but you have to have a little revenge. Your hand reaches down in between us and you lightly stroke my clit, barely touching it, but I am so wet, so ready for you. I lift my hips to get closer to your hand, but you move away, and I know I have to relax and let you do what you want. You carry on gently stroking me, and I am breathing harder and harder. You know when to stop so that I don’t cum. And I don’t want to. Not without you inside me. You take hold of your cock and just hold it against my cunt. It’s more than I can take. My legs close around you and I lift my hips and you slide inside me so easily. It’s where you belong.

Your cock goes deep, and you start to fuck me, slowly at first and always deep. My eyes hold yours. I want to give you everything I have and I want to take everything from you.

You’re moving faster now, and I match your rhythm. Easily. We know each other so well. We’re both so close to cumming. You lean down and kiss me hard, your tongue snaking into my mouth, so it feels like you’re fucking me there as well.

Then I feel it. Warmth spreading all over me, finally centering in my cunt. My muscles grip you tight, hard. And then tighter and harder, as I cum around your beautiful cock. And then you cum, fucking me so hard and deep, your cum filling me, overflowing. The feeling is so intense, and seems to last for ages - the longest it ever has. But it does end, and neither of us can catch our breath. We’re looking at each other, smiling. Then you pull out of me, and I feel empty. But we’re in our room and we don’t have to leave until we want to …...

You are wearing a blindfold before I lead you into the room. Our playroom. I don’t want you to see what’s on the table.

I lead you to a chair and tell you to sit down. There’s a little smile on your face as you wonder what I’ve dreamt up. I go to the table and make my first choice.

I place something against your lips and you flinch slightly, just out of surprise, then you open your mouth and taste. Prawn mayonnaise. You take it from my fingers and lick your lips. I give you more and a little mayonnaise drips onto your chest. You move your hand to wipe it away, but I stop you and use my tongue to clean you. Now you are beginning to get the idea. A few more prawns and my fingers are really messy.

The next time I place something against your lips, it’s my fingers, and as soon as you realise this, you lick and suck each one clean. By the time you’ve finished, your cock is beautifully hard. And I am so very wet. But not yet. The wait is the tease, the best part - the chase, the hunt, before the prey is captured.

There is a little mayonnaise left on your lips and I use the tip of my tongue to lick you clean. And you just let me. And I can hear you breathing hard.

The back to the table for the next course. Short pasta, with strips of chicken, in more sauce. Tomato this time.

I feed you again and this time you try and nip my fingers, which earns you a light slap on your thigh. You try and grab my hand, laughing, but I push it back down and you relax back into the chair, smiling.

I take a piece of chicken and stroke it across your lips and your tongue follows. But what you can’t see next is that I place it between my teeth and then give it to you, so that when you go to take it, you find my lips and I just kiss you lightly and move away, letting you eat the chicken. Then my lips are back on yours, and my tongue pushes into your mouth. My hands reach down and hold yours where they are, not letting you touch me. You try to break free, but I hold you down and you give in. We kiss for a long time and all I want is to let go of your hands and feel them moving all over me. Touching, stroking. But not yet. Soon, but not yet.

I go back to the table and pick up two things. One is a glass of chilled white wine. I place it against your mouth and you drink and I kiss you lightly, tasting the wine on your lips.

The other thing is a bowl of ice cream. I let you have some, and then deliberately let some drip down on to your chest and your stomach. You flinch at the cold, but you know what I’m going to do.

My tongue feels warm as I lick the ice cream off you. Then, even though you can’t see me, I look up at you and grin. The next drips of ice cream fall on your cock, but I don’t give you time to flinch before my tongue and mouth descend on you, licking and sucking.

As is my custom at this time of year, I'm sending big bear hugs to all my friends on Yuvu. Merry Christmas everyone! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I spotted this in the Metro (London newspaper) last night, on the letters page ...

"I think I have the best job. I edit adult entertainment all day, every day and get paid for doing it.

Simon"

Hmmm ... I wonder ... I await a confession or denial from Admin! pmsl!!

... so I'm sending out love and special bear hugs, Merry Christmas and happy New Year to everyone on Yuvu. Have a great time! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

In a hotel room, Jim Morrison is in one corner with the rest of his band; in another corner are John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Star - all are naked.

Monica Lewinsky walks in, squats seductively in front of Jim Morrison and begins to play the pink oboe. She gives him the presidential treatment then moves on to his guitarist, bassist, then his drummer and the keyboard player.

When she's finished, she licks her lips and wanders over to John Lennon and begins to do the same to him.

At that moment, there's a huge crash and Michael Caine smashes through a wall in a Mini-Cooper. He jumps out, grabs her by the scruff of the neck and shouts ............

"Oi, you're only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off!""