SCOTSLASS STORY..........woke up with naughty thoughts in my head today.....so felt the need to go to church........i entered the church...and was greeted by a priest and asked if he could help me........"i said yes i need to confess my sins".......i walked in to the box thingy......and took off my top....lol........mr father ted walked in2 the nex box.........lol......he said "wot are your sins........i said im having impure thoughts farther ted"........oh wot kind of thoughts he replied......so i told him...." im a naked tit buster on a site....its an adult sight .....and im lusting after people.....father ted replied..." oh i must consult some one on this" he whistles across the church......then up strolls sister TRUDAY....she steps into the box..........with father ted yoda!!!!!! then i dont hear nothing.......so i sit flicken me nipples lol.......then i hear groans&moans.......i sat feeling a dampness in me jeans.....(no i aint pissed meself lol).......i shout oi.....ne1 there.......no answer......so i think to meself wtf is goin on.....so i waltz out me box n taps on the door.....no answer so i walk in......OH MY WOT A SIGHT...........SISTA TRUDAY..........N FATHER TED YODA WER .........looking at a laptop.....lol........thay wer watching a bird called scots lass...........i said to them.....GOLLYGOSH........i know her......shes part of my nawty thoughts.............SISTER TRUDAY REPLIES "JOLLY HOCKEY STICKS".........THEN FATHER YODA TED REPLIED.........TALLY HO OLD CHAP......jeeeze wofful on ............lol hang on beer time.......brb