Would you rather spend 4 hours in bed with Jessica Simpson, or 4 hours in bed with Hillary Clinton...
A few thoughts before you choose your answer...pros and cons:
1. Jessica is likely to call your weiner cute, and Hillary is likely a lesbian
2. Pro for Hillary: she is likely a lesbian
3. Will Jessica have those fish lips on?? Kinda weird, but maybe you like DSLs?
4. Hillary has the face of a horse, but the knowledge of an older woman
5. Jessica has a body...
6. Jessica might be a pop singer, and very popular, and fantasised about a lot, but Hillary...she's a powerful mammajamma.
7. New rule: you cannot tape Jessica's mouth shut
8. Maybe Bill will do the whole shared wife business with you....how cool would that be? Pimpin with Bad Billy...
Be honest, little sweeties....