Day 16
Today’s blog has taken me a whole lotta time to write – I wanted to give something a go that I have never done before. I wanted to have a go at those that go on about tantric sex in blogs or in the chat room. But before I did, I thought it only right that I had a go at it myself.
First off, I tried to write a tantric blog. I flirted with the keys, stroked without pressing, turned my PC off several times only to tease it and re start and put it in sleep mode while I left it humming and simmering while I went off to have a tantric cup of tea. I turned the kettle off as it approached boiling point, let it cool some and flicked the switch on and off repeatedly.
The result of my day? A fused kettle and a PC that tells me I have performed an illegal operation and must re-install windows. It seems that everything tantric really is crap – So can we not mention it anymore please?